One Day on....

Popped into see mum today and she is doing very well, sore, but on the way to becoming better, with a knee that works and is painfree.She was well dosed up on morphine to keep the pain under control, and of course that made her make some strange comments which in the interests of good humour I am going to record here so she can have a laugh afterwards.

Me - 'Hello mum how are you feeling??'
Mum - 'Hello, I am fine I have had trouble with my mobile phone today'
Me - 'Well its working, you have sent me 5 blank messages today'
Mum - 'Oh, whats that,Yorkshire puddings?'
Me - 'What'?
Mum - 'You know there are sheep coming out of India'
Me - 'Oh dear, is the morphine working well'?
Mum - 'No, its no working at all' (eyes rolling and a smile on her face)
Me - 'Bye mum, see you tomorrow'!!!

I expect tomorrow she will be back to normal!!!